Toosdays Prophet - 18Feb2014 - Stupid questions

Stupid questions.
Stupid answers.
What the hell.
Can we tell?

Ηλίθιες ερωτήσεις.
Ηλίθια απάντηση.
Τι στο διάολο.
Μπορούμε να πούμε;

愚蠢的问题。
愚蠢的答案。
什么是地狱。
我们可以告诉？

Les questions stupides.
Des réponses stupides.
Qu'est-ce que l'enfer.
Pouvons-nous dire?

Dumme Fragen.
Dumme Antworten.
Was zur Hölle.
Können wir sagen?

Domande stupide.
Risposte stupide.
Che diavolo.
Possiamo dirlo?

愚かな質問。
愚かな答え。
どのような地獄。
我々は知ることができますか？

바보 같은 질문입니다.
바보 같은 대답.
도대체.
우리는 말할 수 있습니까?

Perguntas estúpidas.
Respostas estúpidas.
Que diabos.
Podemos dizer?

Глупые вопросы.
Глупые ответы.
Что, черт возьми.
Можем ли мы сказать?

Las preguntas estúpidas.
Respuestas estúpidas.
¿Qué demonios.
¿Podemos decir?

Kijinga maswali.
Kijinga majibu.
Nini kuzimu.
Je, sisi kuwaambia?

The best part of knowing the future...

Have you ever wondered 

what it would be like to know the future?

Aside from this blog and Tuesdays Prophet, we all have the ability to predict the future.  You are probably sitting at a computer or looking at your mobile device while you are reading this blog post, right?

That was prediction number 1.

Pretty simple, right?  There aren't too many people who print out blog articles before they read them offline and probably anyone could have made prediction number 1.

How much time have you "set aside" to read this blog post?  I predict that you have just enough time to read the blog post and that you won't let yourself be interrupted.  Why?  Because that is what most people do.

That is prediction number 2.

Did you let yourself get interrupted before reading this line?  No, I didn't think so.  If you did, the odds are that you would not have gotten to read this line because once someone is interrupted, they rarely come back.  If something wasn't good enough to hold your attention, why come back?

Now that we are delving deeper into the blog article you are probably looking for some sort of BIG PREDICTION.  That will be later ... and it will apply specifically to YOU.

Right now, I predict that you are starting to wonder why you are reading this article and maybe there won't be a "big payoff" after all.  Gee, do you think?

Prediction number 3, check.

What's left?  You are still breathing. (Too easy.)  You have not fell asleep.  (Also too easy.)  How about the fact that in the time that you have been reading this blog article you have missed at least one opportunity to talk to another person, you are noticing a sensation under your right foot now... you feel the skin under the ball of your foot .. right.... now.  (Feel it?) and while you are still breathing as I predicted at the beginning of this paragraph, the manner of your breathing has changed.  Right?

Prediction number 4.

Again, a simple parlor trick that uses your focus to bring things to your attention even if they were going to happen anyway.

Where is the best part of knowing the future?

It is in the fact that we shape our future every day by the things we focus on, the actions we take and the people we ask to join our lives.  Almost anyone's life could be predicted by an objective and knowledgeable unbiased observer yet we all think we are "special".

Leave a question that you would like solved by Toosdays Prophet in the comments below.  Just don't expect it to shake the earth.  Life is really pretty simple.

Toosdays Prophet - 05Nov2013 - Predictions are shit.

Predictions are shit.

Life is for living.

The answers you need

Are inside of you.

Προβλέψεις είναι σκατά.

Η ζωή είναι για τη ζωή.

Οι απαντήσεις θα πρέπει,

είναι μέσα σας.

预言都是狗屎。

生活是生活。

答案你需要，

是你。

Les prédictions sont la merde.

La vie est pour la vie.

Les réponses dont vous avez besoin,

Sont à l'intérieur de vous.

Vorhersagen sind Scheiße.

Leben ist für das Leben.

Die Antworten, die Sie brauchen,

Sind in Ihnen.

Le previsioni sono merda.

La vita è per la vita.

Le risposte che avete bisogno,

sono dentro di te.

予測は、たわごとです。

人生は生きるのために。

回答する必要があります、

あなたの中。

예측은 똥입니다.

생활은 생활입니다.

답변 필요,

당신 안에 있습니다.

As previsões são a merda.

A vida é para a vida.

As respostas das que você precisa,

São dentro de você.

Предсказания - дерьмо.

Жизнь - для проживания.

Ответы, в которых Вы нуждаетесь,

Являются в Вас.

Las predicciones son la mierda.

La vida es para la vida.

Las respuestas que usted necesita,

Son dentro de usted.

Utabiri ni shit.

Maisha ni kwa ajili ya kuishi.

majibu unahitaji,

Je ndani yako.